PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic bo